Saturday, March 19, 2016

Sid is still a conversationalist

Yes he is! Now, all the same in English too. Jotting down some comic conversations.

Some profound discoveries from Shri Shri Siddhanth:

* TV programs have ads while CDs don't. Errr, yes CDs do have ads but only those anti-smoking ads.
So each time that "Smoking kills" ad comes on TV, my son asks, "Which movie?"

* With DVD-Player, we can pause a movie for natural breaks. But what if it's a favorite show on a TV channel? Easy, we can press the Mute button.

* The cows who give us milk are all sister cows and those who don't are brother cows.

* Mosques are built to use the loudspeakers. God, spare this child.


Some silly conversations:

Me: Why didn't you finish your tiffin box today?
Sid: That's because adinde taste korchu horrible aayirinnu. (That's because it tasted a bit horrible.)
Me (wide-eyed): Endu aayirinnu? (It tasted what?)
Sid (thinking I didn't get the meaning of it): Enikyu adinde taste ishtamaayilla. I didn't like its taste.
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Sid (in a spirit of knowing English): Amme, enne kalikyaan let cheiyo? Can't translate this.
Me: :-X
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Guess what does he call the two support wheels of his cycle? Those are "Stabilizers."
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Some English words that he uses frequently:
Pretend
Forgotten
Enikyu know aanu (I know that)
Njaan think cheyunnu (I think that...)
Alright (in exactly that US accent)
Oh dear!
Keep noku (Keep looking)
Sparkling
That's silly! OR Silly me! OR Silly Amma!
Oh goody!!! :D



I think that's it for now. Got loads more... Will keep updating.

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